Wiener Wonderwoman wins!

From Bandit: Maggie's new Derby name has been selected: Wiener Wonderwoman. Ankle Biter came in second, and it would've been a good one. She bites me on the neck all the time. She keeps calling me Butt Munch, but I don't bite her in the butt, so I don't understand. Now we've got to find her some skates. Maybe she'll roll into George the Neighbor's garage.