Sunday, January 20, 2008

Cold feet are bad; inside is good

From Bandit: Yesterday it rained a lot, and we thought it was bad because we had wet feet every time we went out. I could get through it since the ground was really soft. Today, it was cold. And now when we go out our feet get chilly.
Maggie has a "Rock Star Princess" t-shirt she can wear, and she's decided she wants booties. I don't need booties, but I've decided it's just too cold to dig. It's a good thing the staffers decided we could stay in all day, and now they're letting us watch TV with them. We're all about the lazy weekend, and if cold weather means we get more time with the staff, then it's just fine with us.
From Maggie: Where's my t-shirt?

7 comments:

Allison Kennedy said...

Hey I hope you lowdogs aren't wearing any WET T-shirts! and also, are you hosting Uncle Phil for dinner??

skipper, cricket & pretzel said...

From Virginia Beach, VA: You think you got it rough ... it snowed here and the ground is frozen. We thought we lived at the beach, out of the snow country. It is just too cold to potty outside and we just don't understand why the staff gets so upset when we go potty in the master bathroom, like they do. So now the staffers are carrying us outside and keep plopping us in the white stuff until we go. If we wanted to go outside we'd use the doggie door...we aren't puppies after all.

Maggie&Bandit said...

Oh. that's terrible. That's so humiliating to be just set out in the white stuff like a yard flamingo. Bandit lived in Kentucky for a while, and he didn't like it at all until he figured out he could tunnel through it. Tell your staff that the bathroom rug is there for several reasons, and you know at least one of them.

Bebe Bahnsen said...

Well, at least Skipper, Cricket and Pretzel aren't pink.

George Costanza said...

Does cold make wiener dogs shrink?

Maggie&Bandit said...

No. We hear that's something that only happens to human males.

Maggie&Bandit said...

No. We hear that's something that only happens to human males.